#Douchebag Sportscar

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12/20/2013 at 13:59 • Filed to: None

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Hey, guys! I'm the new Impala! All new for 2013, I've been completely redesigned, I've got more room, better materials, and even a 4 cylinder engine! I can get 29 MPG! I've even got advanced features like-

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Everyone: "Hey, is that a new C7?" "Oh Shit a C7!" "No, George, you are not cashing out out IRA To get this." "Needs less wheel gap and more camber, yo."

Impala: Um...guys? I'm...I'm over here...

Everyone: "Did you hear anything?" "No, I can't hear anything over the awesomeness of this car." "Yeah, neither can I." "Wonder how much NOS this thing would take..."

Impala: :(


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > PS9
12/20/2013 at 14:01

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Forever alone...


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > PS9
12/20/2013 at 14:20

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Wait, is that DC? I almost forgot about it, will have to get by there.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > William Byrd
12/20/2013 at 14:23

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Nah, this is the Central Florida Autoshow. It comes around every turkey day.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > William Byrd
12/20/2013 at 14:29

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DC show is the 3rd week of January.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > PS9
12/20/2013 at 15:08

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Why the fuck would chevy bring a beige one to an auto show?

Also because on topic …. this was just a few days after the Avalon was revealed in Detroit, no fucks given.

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Milky
12/20/2013 at 15:09

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baize?

Also I test drove an Avalon. Not surprising why there are zero people around that podium.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > PS9
12/20/2013 at 15:10

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Damn you're fast … I got a letter wrong and it 'fixed' it to something worse.


Kinja'd!!! xx45xx > PS9
12/20/2013 at 16:15

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well grandson, you could try not being such a loser


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > PS9
12/22/2013 at 10:40

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I actually really like the way these things look.

It is a little bit disappointing that they're not RWD lazy V8 cruisers though. Less chance of an SS version with a hot LS.