![]() 12/20/2013 at 13:59 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Hey, guys! I'm the new Impala! All new for 2013, I've been completely redesigned, I've got more room, better materials, and even a 4 cylinder engine! I can get 29 MPG! I've even got advanced features like-
Everyone: "Hey, is that a new C7?" "Oh Shit a C7!" "No, George, you are not cashing out out IRA To get this." "Needs less wheel gap and more camber, yo."
Impala: Um...guys? I'm...I'm over here...
Everyone: "Did you hear anything?" "No, I can't hear anything over the awesomeness of this car." "Yeah, neither can I." "Wonder how much NOS this thing would take..."
Impala: :(
![]() 12/20/2013 at 14:01 |
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Forever alone...
![]() 12/20/2013 at 14:20 |
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Wait, is that DC? I almost forgot about it, will have to get by there.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 14:23 |
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Nah, this is the Central Florida Autoshow. It comes around every turkey day.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 14:29 |
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DC show is the 3rd week of January.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 15:08 |
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Why the fuck would chevy bring a beige one to an auto show?
Also because on topic …. this was just a few days after the Avalon was revealed in Detroit, no fucks given.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 15:09 |
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baize?
Also I test drove an Avalon. Not surprising why there are zero people around that podium.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 15:10 |
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Damn you're fast … I got a letter wrong and it 'fixed' it to something worse.
![]() 12/20/2013 at 16:15 |
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well grandson, you could try not being such a loser
![]() 12/22/2013 at 10:40 |
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I actually really like the way these things look.
It is a little bit disappointing that they're not RWD lazy V8 cruisers though. Less chance of an SS version with a hot LS.